//@Cyber Menace@\\

Monday, February 13, 2006

3, 2, 1 .. Lift Off !

I notice I have been writing a lot on "touchy" topics. Not good for my mental health. Lets start Monday with some humour, moreover there is a lot of office work that needs to be done, so cannot write an original peice today :(
I have been using one of the four swanky lifts in our new office building everyday for my daily ups-and-downs. Related to the same; here is an old one, but does ticke the nervus ulnaris:


~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

~Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

~Ask, "Did you feel that?"

~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
~Swat at flies that don't exist.

~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"


  • hey fella quite nice....
    I was really thinkin of doin things like these two days back but then refained from it....
    bahut mazaa aata hai aisa kuch karne mein :)
    but its good humour is always required to make the atmosphere light... n quality humour just too good.... sahi hai...
    waitin for more tips like these... :D
    GBU n TC

    By Blogger Manish, at 12:49 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • hahahaha... ek cheez bhul gaya tha... main first.... :) :) :)

    By Blogger Manish, at 12:50 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • wow...

    in my high school..

    my friends, 25 of us, when we were in the lift together, we have a nasty habit..

    we pushed all the buttons so it'd stop at every level..

    we covered our ears and screamed as loud as we could..

    By Blogger ada, at 1:04 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • Wierdo!!
    This is really funny..
    And for sure one day u'll have from someone for your musings.....
    I hope when u'll doing this you stuck in the lift,than only u'll learn a lesson...just kidding!!
    Anyways nicely written

    @ Manish: hmmm...you have gone mad, i must say cybermenace should give you gold as well as silver medal.....you bhulakar!!

    By Blogger Neetika, at 2:35 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • ha ha ha liked it....really...i'll surely try them someday with my friends.....

    By Anonymous Ekta, at 2:43 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • arre.. thats so nice.. how many have u tried so far.. ;) will try a few sometime.. :))

    By Anonymous doll, at 4:51 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • Good idea to start monday with humour. Laughter is the best medicine... :)

    By Blogger illusion, at 9:11 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • :D Sahi hai ...
    Lage raho :P


    By Blogger Arti Honrao, at 10:08 PM, February 13, 2006  

  • good...it really maked me laugh !!

    all d bst !!
    keep writing n keep smiling :-)

    By Blogger emotions, at 12:27 PM, February 14, 2006  


    Keep smiling:)))

    By Blogger Neetika, at 12:45 PM, February 14, 2006  

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