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Thursday, January 19, 2006

For all smart alecs

A bit busy today, so just posting some stuff I received by mail !

~ Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

~ A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

~ Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

~ Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

~ Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

~ A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

~ Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

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