KickAss Friendship Poem !

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Back To Incredible !ndia

I am back in my homeland.

Amsterdam was chic.

San Diego was cool !

Pics will be uploaded soon

Also finished "The Impressionist" by Hari Kunzru. He may be touted as the next Salman Rushdie but honestly this novel can be safely bypassed as one of the mediocre "a-la-carte" servings of the literary world.

I am still busy .. more than ever :(

And thats the story of my poor life !

PS: The above pic is that of a beautiful house in Amsterdam. Made me homesick ;)